Dear Ms. Ting, On behalf of the Vancouver Canucks I would like to extend to you my sincerest congratulations on your current Stanley Cup writing streak. We in the Canucks organization are very interested in having you write a story about our team and city. Set in a picture-perfect setting between the Coast Mountains and Pacific Ocean, Vancouver is renowned for its physical beauty and mild climate. It is also renowned for its talented hockey team, passionate hockey fans, and numerous Swedes. However, it is becoming clear that something is missing from this picture, namely Lord Stanley's Cup. We believe that a story from you could change that. We hope that you have a lovely summer and give serious consideration to this proposal. Sincerely, A. Vigneault PS: Sacrebleu! 42 years! We've suffered enough, help us out here!
Dear AV, (if I may be so familiar) I am happy to consider your request (which could be enhanced by the offer of game tickets,and not to Flames games either). In return,the team could enhance its chances by acquiring more players who are renowned for their "physical beauty" and "picture-perfect settings". The ability to name all ten provinces would be a plus, too! All my best wishes for the upcoming season. MelTing
Of course it's you, you're the only one who cheers for the Devils. Wait, I think I feel a story coming on...a star player becomes lost in the bright lights of St. Petersburg...he forgets the beautiful Lou who gave him so much (money) to live together in Newark...I'll call it, "The Search for Kovy!"
Dear Ms. Ting,
ReplyDeleteOn behalf of the Vancouver Canucks I would like to extend to you my sincerest congratulations on your current Stanley Cup writing streak.
We in the Canucks organization are very interested in having you write a story about our team and city. Set in a picture-perfect setting between the Coast Mountains and Pacific Ocean, Vancouver is renowned for its physical beauty and mild climate. It is also renowned for its talented hockey team, passionate hockey fans, and numerous Swedes. However, it is becoming clear that something is missing from this picture, namely Lord Stanley's Cup. We believe that a story from you could change that.
We hope that you have a lovely summer and give serious consideration to this proposal.
Sincerely,
A. Vigneault
PS: Sacrebleu! 42 years! We've suffered enough, help us out here!
Dear AV, (if I may be so familiar)
ReplyDeleteI am happy to consider your request (which could be enhanced by the offer of game tickets,and not to Flames games either). In return,the team could enhance its chances by acquiring more players who are renowned for their "physical beauty" and "picture-perfect settings". The ability to name all ten provinces would be a plus, too!
All my best wishes for the upcoming season.
MelTing
Mel!
ReplyDeleteI think you owe the Devils a little something now (pretty please)...
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Saf? Is that you?
DeleteOf course it's you, you're the only one who cheers for the Devils. Wait, I think I feel a story coming on...a star player becomes lost in the bright lights of St. Petersburg...he forgets the beautiful Lou who gave him so much (money) to live together in Newark...I'll call it, "The Search for Kovy!"
OUCH, definitely felt that burn. No more shenanigans from Kovy, as I'm sure Lou has threatened him with his mob connections.
DeleteSo happy to see your work being published! You deserve it!
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